In Security by Bea R. for October 02, 2021

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zc3idF_IZ0

( All seriousness aside, that’s probably as succinct a summation as is possible. ) ✨❤️✨

“Strategy Game” …

When football first started, players were both offense and defense as they had a limited substitution rule for a long time.

With any luck by time he finishes explaining, the game will be over.

Hey it’s Hubbs, I’m surprised Ellie isn’t attacking Sam’s explanation right now.

I’m starting to miss Pearl Lanai(The girl who watches the Love Boat), but I now have a theory that she’s part of the halftime show and is only seated in the audience to make a surprise entrance!

We aren’t even getting into the weeds of eligible receivers and pass-interference penalties, let alone after the play video review of calls – or the dreaded TV Time Out…

Sedine not helping:

“The best vice versa I know starts out with, “There once was a man from…”"

please make it stop

Yeah. They haven’t gotten to scoring yet.

better take notes incase you forget anything. :)

why watch scripted reality tv when you can put a ball between 2 teams and see how it evolves for unscripted real life tv.

Want drama? Just check my college team last night. Hope to down in the shitter in few minutes

First that roundabout tour of the country, then this massive lesson about football; I’m starting to think Bear is trying to protect Hubbs from Ellie’s wrath as long as possible

The object is to take that pumpkin from one end of that cow pasture to the other without either getting knocked down or steppin in sumpin

-Andy Griffin circa 1953

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNxLxTZHKM8

I hope she brought enough film for the half-time show.