Drabble by Kevin Fagan for October 28, 2021

I don’t plan on handing out anything Halloween, but I’d tell this dude to GTH!

I think not

Hmmm! Never occurred to me. Made me recall Lucy asking for an extra piece of candy for her stupid brother who was sitting in a pumpkin patch. That was actually nice, for Lucy.

That is just pure genius.

In our neighborhood there is very little activity on Halloween night. The streets are dead.

Adults picking up the candy will probably be par for the course due to the COVID pandemic (we adults can get vaxxed while children by and large cannot).

Could be worse, Ralph. Could be they order it using Uber Eats and you have to be the Uber driver who delivers the candy to each kid’s house … and of course they would expect you to be in costume, too!

Well, at least Ralph is in the spirit. We need that.

You know how much Halloween candy Ralph has when HE’S the supplier for DD…

it’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

That dog wouldn’t hunt.

Kind of reminds me of the Big Bang episode where Sheldon pays Stuart to stand in place in the line to see a movie. When Sheldon tries to extend the service, asking Stuart to go shopping with (Sheldon’s) girlfriend Amy, all hell breaks loose.

Sorry guy no kids at the door no candy going out.

Sorry, no costume no candy.

LOL!

Please don’t give the any ideas, but think Uber eats has already thought of this.

How come Wally didnt bark?

What if Ralph picks " Trick" instead of " Treat"?

Remember back when the only thing we had to worry about how safe the candy—or those apples—were.

Says the man who has them deliver his truck stop snacks to the house.

I have some apples for those guys. The ones the horse leaves in the barn.

I know it’s a cartoon but why would he give in that situation???