I think it was “Joy of Cooking” where I read about the woman who made an entrance bringing the Thanksgiving turkey to the table when the turkey slipped off the platter and hit the floor. The woman quickly put the turkey back on the platter and announced she’d be right back with the other turkey.
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
Nah, he’s tame, if he were game you would need a shotgun in order to have him for dinner.
Superfrog almost 3 years ago
It may get a little hot and saucy.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Dave Whamond: I may have to call the pun police on you.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
Gobble, gobble.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You’ll be the guest of honor. Everyone’s going to love you!
russef almost 3 years ago
Hunter comes across naked maiden in the woods. Say the hunter, Um, erm, ahem, I’m looking for game. Say the maiden, I’m game. So he shot her.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“You can be like the centerpiece – the main attraction. Everyone there will love you.”
Lotus almost 3 years ago
I shot a wild turkey once, but the bottle broke into a million pieces.
LOLBeth almost 3 years ago
No, domesticated.
P51Strega almost 3 years ago
What fowl plan is he hatching?
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
The problem is I’m always game….
oldlady07 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I think it was “Joy of Cooking” where I read about the woman who made an entrance bringing the Thanksgiving turkey to the table when the turkey slipped off the platter and hit the floor. The woman quickly put the turkey back on the platter and announced she’d be right back with the other turkey.
Howard'sMyHero almost 3 years ago
Turkey: “No, I’m Tom” …!
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Tom thinks you’re talking about PlayStation.
cuzinron47 almost 3 years ago
And make sure you’re properly dressed.