Close to Home by John McPherson for October 20, 2021

For your sake Mr. Scragman. Bleeb will agree with you.

That’s what the original charge was reduced to, apparently.

Good thing he didn’t rear end her, he would dent the public d-fender!

That’s just nasty.

Looks like a jury of one.

Forealien of the jury Bleeb is on the job.

Will you just get off my back….

Ha! Azzhole to belly button. Move out stick 4. Double time.

He’s just a close talker

That move is called a bump her.

Only one jury member

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“Everyone tells me I always use my adverbs right proper like.”

He trying to get some “tailgate” that’s for sure

He looks like he may be able to get her on an assault charge in 3-2-1…..BAM!

Mr. Scragman opted to have a bench trial, no jury. Bleeb’s got a front row seat.

Now that you’ve entered you plea, it’s time to exit.

Just what does the judge mean by tailgating?

Or maybe he is just a “close talker”…

Not exactly of jury of his peers.

Must be Oregon. I’ve never seen so many determined tailgaters. They prefer sniffing my tailpipe at 20 mph to passing.

Don’t stand, don’t stand so, don’t stand so close to me.