Close to Home by John McPherson for October 23, 2021

Bleeb doesn’t like Halloween. He’s gonna take the night off.

Especially if his name is Larry.

When actually he’ll be handing them out next week sometime…

Where I live, they don’t usually start trick-or-treating until dark (usually around 6PM).

Proceed directly to egging the house.

Live on a rural dirt road, no kids for years. I guy a bag of Snickers just in case!

I got an amazing number of T or T’s last year. I stocked up for this year assuming the post pandemic candy run will be historic. If not, I’m a candy hoarder. …not sorry.

Insert:(Dobie’s “on vacation” comments)

“It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve watched reruns of Gilligan’s Island, I still can’t get this stoopid coconut radio that I built to work!…

… and now it just smells weird!”

Check out the fed ex guys house. I’m sure he tossed some candy over the fence in the backyard

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No Bleeb? :(

Why no Bleeb?

I STILL believe Halloween was invented by dentists to drum up bizznizz filling cavities !!

My wife use to buy the candy, after the 1st hour I turned the porch light out. It worked for a while.