Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for December 13, 2021

i like the implication that nate started a food fight just so gina has something to put in the bugle.

6/10

The school is so boring even GINA is complaining about it. But to be fair how exciting can a middle school be

Next headline: “Bugle reporter has to stay after school for detention and cafetorium cleanup. Cruel, but the most interesting story this year.”

8/10

News FLash! “GIna vows to to quit brown nosing Teachers!”

I was on my high school’s newspaper staff my senior year. The most interesting article I made was that the newspaper assistant editor, the study body president, and the football quarterback were caught as spies for the rival high school. Published in the April edition. ;-)

Nice joke.

7/10 for effort.

Careful what you wish for.

Oh not again Nate

Nate looks really disgusting in the last panel :0

A bit unethical, but effective.

BIG NATE: LORD OF THE PENCILS: PART 2

The bus pulled into the school and started to unload students. For the entire 10 minute ride, Nate was thinking about why Francis had stayed at the bus stop. “He’s a smart kid, he’s knows what he is doing”, is what Nate finally told himself as he hopped off the bus stairs and onto the campus of P.S. 38. Nate walked through the front door of the school and took a look around. At one end of the hall, a group of kids were crowding around a rap battle, kids were shuffling to get to class, and there was a line out front of the girls bathroom. At the very back of the line was DeeDee, who was holding herself. “Uh…hi, DeeDee…” Nate said as he introduced himself to her. “Oh, hey, Nate” DeeDee responded with. “You ok?” Nate asked. “Oh yeah, just drank a little to much milk this morning, that’s all”. “Oh. Ok. Good luck”, Nate said as he walked towards his locker. As he was going to open it, someone tapped on his shoulder. He expected to see Teddy, who he saw on the bus, standing there. He wanted to ask him how got to the bus on time. But he jumped when he turned around and saw Francis. “Fr-Francis?”, Nate said. “Um….hi Nate”, Francis said, confused. “Where’s Teddy?”, Nate asked. “He’s not here today. He called me and told me he was sick” Francis said in response. Nate took another look around the school. It was the same old scene. Then Nate looked at the line for the girls bathroom. At the very back, where DeeDee was, was instead Jenny, who was potty-dancing. Nate gawked. He knew she hadn’t been there before. “Uh… hi Jenny…” Nate said. “Go away, Nate. I drank WAY to much juice at breakfast and I’m bursting”. “Where’s DeeDee?”, Nate asked. “She’s been in my first period this entire morning”, Jenny said. Now Nate was really confused. We’re his friends pranking him? “Nate, I need to show you something”, said a voice from behind him. He thought he recognized it. He turned around. A short, hooded boy was there. “Chad, I know that is you”.

Part 3 coming tomorrow! What is Chad up to? Sorry I had to use some weird stuff in this part, but it was creative and it presented the story well and I’ve never seen it used before.

7/10

Will we see the return of Bugle Blast?

“Bring me pictures of SPIDER-MAN!” Oh, wait, that’s the DAILY…

“Please remain in Cuba. You furnish the pictures and I’ll furnish the war.”

- William Randolph Hearst, apocryphally before Spanish-American War

Well, at least there’s something interesting in newspaper now. What’s that green stuff on Nate’s shirt? Poll: Have you been in a food fight?

This is why reporters should report on news, not be news.

Nate should have just kissed her

Also add that the culprit responsible will have detention for the rest of the year…….

Can you remind me the last time I looked in that comment section?

When the banana is sus

Must everything that happens involve chaos?

lol

Sorry Nate, but that’s a misleading headline, and an inaccurate one — the definition for “carnage” is “great and bloody slaughter,” something that NEVER results from a “food fight”!

Hope Gina realizes this.

Pretty big words for kids that age…

I like it. It would have been funnier if it showed him doing it but they couldn’t fit it in there so i don’t blame them 8/10

THE DEATH OF JARTUR: PT.2

Nate found Artur in the library. He seemed to be reading a book. “He’s drownding himself in schoolwork. Hope he doesn’t pull a Gina.” Nate thought. But to his suprize, Artur looked perfactly in tact. Happy, even. “So, Artur. Heard about the break up. Must be tough.” Said Nate. Artur looked up at him. “No, am fine. Break up was easy.” Nate had to wrap his spikey head around the thought.“Nate. Is ok?” Said Artur. “ARTUR! How are you not sad?! You and Jenny had a connection.” Artur sighed. “Yes, we did. But Jenny was being… what’s the word? Clingy. I just was not feeling spark anymore. Also, it was not are going anywhere.” Nate was at lose for words. Well, he saw that Artur was no longer talking about Jenny, and even had a crush on Dee Dee for a time, but he could have never expexted this. But then, Jenny came up to him, looking almost shy. “Nate, there is something I have to tell you. Something I have been hiding for a long time…”

I like this comic strip! One of the more funny ones in a while. Listen to this: if this comment gets five likes, then I will post an except from a book I’m writing. Have a great day!

Looks like Nate just played Gavrilo Princip to Randy’s Archduke Ferdinand down in the ’ol cafetorium…….

Smart nate

I’ll be making a FanFic tomorrow, Does anyone have ideas?

hilarious, 8/10

HAHA a Daily Bugle arc! 8/10

Real food fights never happen in real news.

I also have a suggestion maybe add more action like fighting or how they would use power ups in the games

You know the News Paper you own is in danger when even GINA admits it’s getting boring

Well this is original

10/10!! AMAZING story + Crossover

‘Jenny?!’ exclaimed Francis and Teddy together. ‘She likes you?’ asked Teddy. ‘It doesn’t say that’ said Francis. ‘It just says that she broke up with Artur. Teddy looked pale. ’What?!’ he said ‘Why?!’ ‘Again’ said Francis ‘it doesn’t say that. But she wants to meet you Nate.’ Nate was confused. Was that why she wanted to help him get on a date with Angie? ‘I think Ill go see her.’ said Nate. ‘Well’ said Francis and Teddy. ‘Good luck.’ Nate nodded and left.

Soon he saw Jenny. ‘Hey Jenny.’ said Nate. ‘Oh, hey Nate’ said Jenny. ‘I heard you wanted to talk to me?’ said Nate. Jenny nodded. ’What’s wrong?’ he asked. ‘Breaking up with Artur is hard’ said Jenny ‘but I feel like its the right thing to do.’ ‘But, why did you break up with Artur?’ asked Nate. ‘I don’t want to talk about it’ replied Jenny. ‘Not with you, not with anybody’ ‘Ok.’ said Nate. ‘Actually, the reason I called you here was because, I like you. I know I was mean to you but I feel that you are the right person.’ Nate was shocked. He now had to pick between Angie and Jenny. Who would he choose?

I doubt it was requested by anyone who pays attention to commenting rules.

4/10, not really funny

this day was my birthday