Rubes by Leigh Rubin for October 25, 2021

Say it with pride.

Beware of harmful mildew – ya know: it’s always greener on the other side!

So which one gets the lion’s share?

And a side of hooves and snouts. Oh just make it a half dozen hotdogs.

And for dessert?

When I was a kid and home freezers became popular (yes, I’m old) buying a “side of beef” was the thing to do to be economical.

There was something about “waitress served” can we get one to go.

And they aren’t lion, either.

Wholly cow

Very funny, Leigh!