Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 04, 2021

Rose: “And you wanted to touch my brand-new unsullied green belt!?!?!”

If you go by Beavis and Butthead’s naming convention, it would be Rotten Apple Baseball.

wallace is giving a good reason why he should take a shower

its always wallace’s turn because amelia doesnt need rotten apples to be nasty

I’d say Wallace is the Babe Ruth of Disgusting Ball.

It looks like the gull is “budding” around with Rose today.

Even the seagull is disgusted.

splatter ball! have fun leveling up to the fish leagues!

It looks like a fun game.

Seems like Sterling should be a part of this..!

Seeing the kids outside playing instead staring at a stupid monitor warms my heart and brings back fond memories!

I like that the seagull is hiding behind the tree. It must not trust Amelia.

“SPLATTER UP!”

Be careful Wallace, you’re past the time of year where your mom can hose you down in the yard. If she does you’ll freeze, and be there until Spring.

So Amelia has 12 rotten apples and throws 3/4ths of them at Wallace…

We used to play this game but with monkeyballs (https://archive.theincline.com/2018/10/13/whats-up-with-the-monkey-balls-the-story-of-pittsburghs-weirdest-tree/).

See, this is why Amelia hangs around Wallace—he’s game to let her do things like this.

Yeah… That’s about right. Yuk!

Much better choice than throwing them at passing cars.

It’s disgusting, all right!

It would be interesting to know how they keep score.

The funny thing is that this is actually a really good high level example of the creation of something called a “classifier” which may be relevant to Rose’s future education. :-)

Amelia just loves throwing stuff at Wallace- remember the rotten melon and the mud?

YOU CRACK ME UP!!!HAHAHAAA

Not good if he gets a line drive up the middle.

Disgusting ball

I can see why the seagull is sticking with Rose today.