FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for December 11, 2021

Exquisite torture on Paige’s part.

Oh, Paige, you sneak. Busting Jason’s chops the whole week through.

She’s a pretty nasty piece of work

I would have thought Jason was able to program games to his own tastes or to hack any “happy town” one to add as many monsters as necessary.

I don’t feel sorry for Jason. Karma’s a bee and so’s your sister if you mess with her long enough.

Such is karma.

Reminds me of the way I read fortunes in a Chinese restaurant. If I don’t like the place, it will say “you will never eat here again”.

And thus, we have the origins of “Animal Crossing”.

Long ago, she kept waving her teddy bear in his face when he was a baby; it frightened him greatly. That’s when the war began.

She’s goooood!

And THAT’S what’s known as the “coup de grace”!

I love this. That brat deserves every minute of it.

After all the s**t Quincy did to Paige, a heap of payback is long overdue!

Yep. Just as I suspected. Everyone here despises Jason.

Man, Paige is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!

The bulge on the left side of her face? Tongue in cheek?