WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 01, 2021

Do you have garbage on the subway tracks?

My daughter got me one that was called dirt.

She is certifiable. Call the white coats.

“And this one smells of flatulence.”

Now we get either hog feedlot and dairy cattle barnyard for free

(depending on which way the wind is blowing).

And she got a CD of city sounds, like sirens, honking, people screaming, … so they can fall asleep.

Who nose what that turd one will be.

brilliant

Just shows that you don’t have to think to have an idea.

Let’s not forget the urine scented candles.

Ew!

Burning garbage is really rural.

Port Authority Bus Terminal, it’s quite a unique odor.

For a second there I thought she was burning garbage, outside that window!

A perk of a urban mailman was all the wonderful aromas from people fixing dinner in a diverse neighborhood.

I know that city. It’s the tired one that never sleeps.

Please move back to the city!

Why would you miss it?

For suburb-to-city movers, you’d need “barbecue lighter fluid”, “lumber burning in fireplace” and “freshly-mowed dog owner’s yard”

Wow, you got them cover lady. Don’t forget the rancid garbage smell. That is a real stinker.

Don’t forget “Mostly Peaceful Protestors burning a family auto-dealership”