Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for November 12, 2021

However, we’re having a great sale on Brazilians today. Hang around and we’ll get you right in.

I knew I should’a taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

missed it by that much

He’s in the right place. Have you seen what they charge?

Kind of a hairy situation that he’s dug himself into.

Le Trou.

I recall a cartoon about a guy, dressed in traditional gangster style, on the phone outside a salon advertising Brazilians: Screams were coming from the salon. The gangster, talking to his boss, said “Oh, you wanted him WHACKED!”.

That’s what he gets for taking a short cut.

While I’m here, can I get a manicure? All this digging has been rough on my nails.

Thanks for the help, lady!

I’ll Fargo this expedition

You could probably just walk right in and rob them and they wouldn’t notice. I’ts a Bank of America and they are all busy with CRT training.