Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 08, 2021

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    oldpine52  about 3 years ago

    How can you lose what you never had?

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    BigDaveGlass  about 3 years ago

    Not touching this one…..

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    sandpiper  about 3 years ago

    road map to history

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    Troglodyte  about 3 years ago

    I wonder if Blanch ever appealed to either sex!

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    Purple People Eater  about 3 years ago

    The words “Blanch” and “sex appeal” don’t belong in the same sentence, unless the word “not” is also included.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    Vanity…..they say, grow old gracefully….enjoy the golden years, best time of your life…yada. yada yada! IDE like to know who “they” is!

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    petermerck  about 3 years ago

    Blanch needs a younger magic mirror. One that doesn’t have all those wrinkles.

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    joannesshadow  about 3 years ago

    Now go ask the Wizard “Do I look old?”.

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I remember a story (I think it was fictional) of an actress who gave it all up, to get married. Over time, she and her husband worked out a deal where she would periodically use makeup, wigs and acting ability to become another person, who would then become friendly and flirt with the man. To the observer in the story, the man appeared to have an endless supply of attractive women at his beck and call. What it was, was a way for them both to remain creative, and appreciative, of each other.

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    brklnbern  about 3 years ago

    How can you lose what you never had?

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    Squirrel Chaser  6 months ago

    Do chickens have lips?

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