Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for October 30, 2021

Must save all the bodies from the fire or their survivors will never pay me for cremating their loved ones.

Headline:

21 Dead in Funeral Home Fire

That’s the first multi-story funeral home I’ve ever seen. The steps to the top floor are no doubt named The Stairway to Heaven.

…guess not everyone was told there was a cremation sale going on…..

Nice body of work Dan.

Yes you are going to hell, but this one is funny.

As long as the firefighters figure out that those are “presently deceased” and don’t try to resuscitate them…

If I laugh am I going with you?

I hope that doesn’t include those already slated for cremation.

I really like these twisted toons. Keep ’em coming!

next, he’ll throw out a dead cat…

I agree with CitzenKing