F Minus by Tony Carrillo for November 10, 2021

Because I could not stop for Death

He kindly stopped for me

—Emily Dickinson

Those guys from Styx River Tours can be real persistent!

He probably could use the rest, in peace.

really. would it kill him to spare some time…?

He’d get further if he had carried his scythe in.

“I’m not leaving without some body … uh … seeing somebody.”

When death comes a knocking, it good to have a great secretary.

Don’t toy with Death…….

Death is feeling cheated.

“Sorry, no exceptions. He’s on a schedule that would kill an ordinary man. No offense.”

She should tell him to become a patient and schedule a paid appointment…

Please have a seat in the waiting room, Mr. Black.

You get a choice??