Strange Brew by John Deering for November 09, 2021

He’s looking for the woods. He needs to defecate.

Where is here?

When you get to the fork in the path, bear right.

These signs never tell you why you’re here.

When you get to the Slauson cutoff. Stop and cut off your Slauson.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqa9AppfeE

(with apologies to Johnny Carson)

There’s a clearing about a mile in…

That’s the bare truth.

Picnic basket, follow your nose, it always knows.

Is there a joke in this somewhere?

I find that to be the case wherever I go…

How nasty, I thought this was a family computer.

What if a bear had touched the monolith instead of chimps? Cue in ’Also Sprach Zarathustra"

I don’t get it. Am I missing something?

The Bear went over the mountain, the Bear went over the mountain, the Bear went over the mountain, to see what he could see……

So that’s where the bear goes in the woods…