Once at work they gave everyone stress balls. Guy I worked with managed to break his and got the powder inside all over his keyboard. His command of English nuances wasn’t great (from China), so it was hilarious when he emailed everyone in the department with the warning “Don’t squeeze your balls over the keyboard.” Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
eromlig about 3 years ago
“You got it all slobbery, too.”
Superfrog about 3 years ago
It wasn’t borrowed. It was fetched.
Concretionist about 3 years ago
That’s what the little plastic tennis ball atlatl is for.
Imagine about 3 years ago
Don’t get all stressed about it.
stillfickled Premium Member about 3 years ago
Rover had it.
Doug K about 3 years ago
We could check for DNA, but there is no one else in the office who would leave this kind of sample.
The Reader Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s not doing its job if it doesn’t stress you out.
westcarleton about 3 years ago
Once at work they gave everyone stress balls. Guy I worked with managed to break his and got the powder inside all over his keyboard. His command of English nuances wasn’t great (from China), so it was hilarious when he emailed everyone in the department with the warning “Don’t squeeze your balls over the keyboard.” Funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
jpayne4040 about 3 years ago
Caught red-mouthed.
jbrandt1828 about 3 years ago
Dogs always get blamed.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Ewww. It’s lost its bounce!
Imagine about 3 years ago
Have you asked the sliming ghost one row over?
KEA about 3 years ago
Oh gee I hope not.
julie.mason1 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yes WWG1, we need to fight the evil of those who want to trash our Constitution to empower a loser Stalin want-to-be. “F” Don!