Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 07, 2021

I always thought that IF I got a wish, I’d first wish for more wishes… or if that wouldn’t work, wish for help getting optimal wishes.

And I won’t hold for a brief survey, either.

I wish… you would get off your daggum phone and pay attention.

…ditto the Notifications and alerts. There’s enough lerts already.

I would wish that whatever I wished for wouldn’t have a down side. If that’s even possible.

How do I haul all this gold outta here?

This is so apt!

Every time I see an Aladdin reference it includes a blue Genie. Is that from Disney’s interpretation?

Wait until tomorrow – lot of people wishing it was Sunday…

More wishes why not