Scary Gary by Mark Buford for November 08, 2021

So he has taken the pledge not to drink blood.

So blood’s a conditioner for vampires? Who’da thunk it?!

Look who’s talking. Ur little green pot belly is nothing to be proud of.

So…he’s got vampire scurvy.

Maybe you need some henchman blood, Gary.

Leopold is such a bummer!

Leave it to Leo to turn a vampire factoid into an opportunity for a sarcastic dig.

Memories of Geritol and tired blood.

Which is why he secretly uses blood patches to keep him from dying.

This round goes to Leopold! Gary might not even be able to answer the bell for the next….