Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 04, 2021

Party phantasms, hanging out and eating all the snacks.

Future and evolutionary field mice. The browney crumbs must be turds from pretzels logic gnawing friends.

Hm, let’s see.. then.. there are no pretzels. Who’s got another one?

Good thing, too. If they are dried pretzels, they deserve not to be found. On the other hand, a delicious soft German pretzel with parmesan is worth its weight in gold.

…I usually leave the pretzels when I eat my homemade Chex mix…

…Boo berry must eat them because they are always gone the next morning…

…where’s the ghost with the arrow through its neck?…

…pretzel logic…

…snake Ghosts…

…it had to be snake ghosts…

…they come out of formally clogged up sinks…

… Edgar Allen Poe’s not so famous poem…

…The Salt of Twisted Dough….

Oddly enough, ghosts can neither read, nor see through plastic snack bags. There is a full bag of pretzels in the pantry. Now he will be forced to wait for a commercial break in the game, and go get them himself.

My personal demons are too busy doing other stuff to look for snacks. Busy, busy, busy.

Nightmares are made of this….Monsters of all shapes and sizes…..ready to snatch your snacks,when you’re not looking! GRRRRRRRR

try looking in the cupboard?

The Choking of GW Bush.

I thought the party was in his pants.

Turn out the lights, the party’s over …!

Where can I get some Absinthe?

Isabel Allende, call your office.

Naraku’s early days.

So hard to find good help these days.

See, this is why they’re called personal demons, not personal servants.

Re: Encyclopedia of Arkansas Wikipedia entry:

My favorite part was, “… entries range from slime mold to various Civil War battles and skirmishes in Arkansas to cheese dip.”

Arkansas’ new motto: Come for the slime mold, stay for the cheese dip.

What an inefficient pack of aerial phantasms! The pretzels are right where they should be, in the sack next to my chair, you whiny nincompoops!

(I do nosh a bit from time to time while tending my computer….)