Free Range by Bill Whitehead for November 20, 2021

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    SHAKEDOWNVILLE  almost 3 years ago

    “Roam” on the range.

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    Bob.  almost 3 years ago

    The “Crossing the Street” waltz.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Basically, you’re going to end up back where you started.

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    jessie d.  almost 3 years ago

    and stealing all the bird seed you can. When you come across the primo variety go for broke.

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    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    but first wait for an oncoming car…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    ♫♪

    You do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around

    That’s what it’s all about!

    ♪♫

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    lv2sew  almost 3 years ago

    Seems like Dave Barry once mused that the squirrel population should by all rights be getting smarter, considering all the dead ones that couldn’t decide which way to go.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    And very few actually complete the journey…

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    Zen-of-Zinfandel  almost 3 years ago

    Avoid turning around, the comeback route.

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    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    For squirrels, the journey of a thousand miles begins with getting wedged in a car’s (or truck’s) grill.

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    And another road kill.

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Aw, nuts!

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    RWill  almost 3 years ago

    “… and ends under a BF Goodrich.”

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    Soon to be a smushed squirrel

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    C  almost 3 years ago

    That’s squirrely advice

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