This recipe is perfect for those people who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is cooked thoroughly but not dried out. Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED Turkey 6-7 lb. Turkey 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing 1 cup uncooked popcorn salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan in the oven. Listen for popping sounds.
When the turkey’s ass blows out the oven door and flies across the room, the turkey is done.
Cornelius Noodleman about 3 years ago
How did he talk?
gopher gofer about 3 years ago
he should’ve been a blade runner…
Doug K about 3 years ago
Interesting: They can not only run around but they can even skate after their head is cut off.
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Whew! Though Howard would NEVER get off that bar stool! LMAO!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
Never saw a turkey roller blade before?
He’s joined Meals on .wheels!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
I think I shall never see
a filleted turkey
In a tree…
But should he join a turkey coven,
that’s when he goes right in the oven!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
My favorite Thanksgiving Turkey Recipe
To cook a turkey
This recipe is perfect for those people who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is cooked thoroughly but not dried out. Give this a try.
BAKED STUFFED Turkey 6-7 lb. Turkey 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing 1 cup uncooked popcorn salt/pepper to taste Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter, salt and pepper.
Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan in the oven. Listen for popping sounds.When the turkey’s ass blows out the oven door and flies across the room, the turkey is done.
FassEddie about 3 years ago
His tulips are pushing up the daises.
ChessPirate about 3 years ago
Don’t skate on this one, his topside is now his farside, but don’t rail on about it…
Howard'sMyHero about 3 years ago
WHEW! … Everyone take a breath … HOWARD’s getting dressed …! (we now return you to normal seasonal programming)
TSRaman about 3 years ago
I have read of headless chickens. Now we have a headless turkey!
tung cha cha cha about 3 years ago
I luv this toon with its running seasonal gags!
suelou about 3 years ago
I don’t like headless Turkeys, so I guess I won’t be reading this strip till after Thanksgiving!