Monty by Jim Meddick for November 24, 2021

Growing up on my grandparent’s farm my sister was allowed to keep a chicken for a pet and she used to feed it leftovers. It was slightly disconcerting watching it delightfully chowing down on chicken noodle soup! Though as I got older I noticed the farm chickens sometimes pecked up and seemingly ate their own eggs

Chickens are cannibals they love blood if one of the flock gets wounded and bleeds they will converge on them and peck them to death to eat the blood.

“Hey, it’s dried bread and seasoning. He’s fine. Don’t be such a turkey! Oops! No offense, Tom.”

This comic makes me laugh more than any other comic ever. Sometimes I save them.

For a real freak out let’s make a Turducken. We’ll get Robert Rodriquez to film it.

The AX cometh?

There’s a “Freak Brothers” comic where Fat Freddy buys a live turkey to show Phineas he has no qualms about killing and cooking a live creature. Everyone eats hearty, and the last line from FF is “Oh, I didn’t have to stuff it. It wasn’t empty!”

Pilsner’s plan is not working.

Is the turkey’s name “Mikey”?

I love the chef’s hat over Moondog’s sparse stubble; very authentic-looking.

Jim does love product placement.

I love it!!!!!!!!! :)

That’s how you get them spicy all the way through.

For supper no less!

It’s ALSO demented…..

Excellent! —A self-stuffing bird!

But, can Moondog handle the execution when the time comes (soon)?