Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for November 24, 2021

Eh,, turkey gives me the gibblets anyway……

Just don’t eat Turkey and drive ! Do we have a machine to measure your Blood / Turkey level ?

“As God is my witness, I thought they could fly!”

Yes. It’s called your Mum.

Thanks for the advice, turkeys.

The Turkeys I know are nice people.

Balancing turkeys?

“Turkeys can kill”. That depends on how long they’ve sat on the counter.

turkeys can kill… If they’re not cooked well enough.

local news (except in metropolises) is usually just weather, local sports and “human interest” garbage

A lot of news is good to some viewers and bad to others, you know. The results of any given election, for instance.

Actually, my father was deathly allergic to a chemical within turkeys. We always has a chicken along side the turkey when I was growing up.

In later years, we switched to ham since we were neither Jewish or Muslim.

Hhmmm….I wonder how many chickens it takes to equal one turkey.

Try national news, commercials all the time. If you are elderly they got the commercials for you, if you can afford them.