Close to Home by John McPherson for November 23, 2021

Is that what happened to the hair on his head also?

I’m surprised the birds didn’t go for her hairdo.

That would persuade me.

A Pain in the “A…” oops, I should say “Eye” (Trying to keep my comments clean)

Oh, don’t be and I told you so. Nobody likes and I told you so.

No need to trim them then right?

The birds have it handled.

it’s hell getting old……..

What is it with women and men’s eyebrows. My wife is constantly at me to get them trimmed. Me, I’m a fan of the Andy Rooney look.

It looks like they’ve already built a nest on her head.

Birds of a feather pluck eyebrows together

I’d just let the rats nesting in there fight the birds off.

I’m 72. It takes about 20 seconds once a month to run my adjustable trimmer over my eyebrows. (Of course, it takes longer than that to pluck the 8 or 10 white ones out.)

Heh, at our age we grow hair where we can- Chest, eyebrows, ears…..

Better look into getting those ears and nose trimmed as well

“Quiet woman, you’ll scare ‘em off! Can’t you see I’m gettin’ em plucked fer free!?”

“These are attack eyebrows! You can take off bottle caps with these!”

- The 12th Doctor

I’ll probably have that problem if I don’t trim mine pretty soon. Probably be going after my ear and nose hairs too.

He was planning on doing a comb over.

Looks like there is a big spider crawling up that woman’s leg. Is that why Bleeb is waving or is he just saying hello?

I get my eyebrows trimmed every time I get a haircut.

Nest they’ll start on your ears and neck…

He has sight WITH sore eyes.

I think this guy used to live on my route.