Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for December 21, 2021

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    Imagine  about 3 years ago

    Now that you mention it…

    What’s your diet secret?

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    einarbt  about 3 years ago

    Santa got you there.

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    Ida No  about 3 years ago

    Wallace thinks that Santa can control space-time. Here, Santa just takes up space. Wanna cookie?

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    kartis  about 3 years ago

    Everyone knows that Santa is actually a Time Lord, and his sled is a Tardis.

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    Zebrastripes  about 3 years ago

    It’s a MIRACLE!

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    BRBurns1960  about 3 years ago

    It seems like every couple of years we hear about someone being removed from a chimney, sometimes they’re even alive. Chimneys are very narrow.

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    amaneaux  about 3 years ago

    “. . . And you don’t even have a chimney!”

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    Altar_Ego  about 3 years ago

    Which is almost impossible with modern HVAC systems,…

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    Sir Isaac  about 3 years ago

    My dad told us that Santa was actually Plastic Man’s brother.

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    WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago

    I’m pretty impressed that after decades of pipe smoking he is still around.

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