The Wuhan Vampire Bat carries an extra gene that produces a spiked spherical virus spore then can be synthesized into a power chemical weapon used against humans when mutated in a laboratory. The virus was exported worldwide and the Chinese News Network (CNN for short) was quoted as saying “Oopsie”. Believe It of Not!
Vampire bats are draining me. I’m going to try dinosaurs.
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a barAll three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says “my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying gasoline. Caused a whole big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits.”
The spider nods sympathetically. “I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby.”
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said “My whole family was on that truck”.
Learned something new today.When a person dies, one of the processes of decomposition is rigor mortis. When rigor mortis sets in, the muscles in the body contract and stiffen up. Just below the hair follicles, these tiny muscles also contract. When this occurs, the hairs stand on edge giving the appearance that the dead person has Goosebumps.
therese_callahan2002 almost 3 years ago
Big John, Big John, Big Bad John! Bet they found it at the bottom of a mine shaft.
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The Wuhan Vampire Bat carries an extra gene that produces a spiked spherical virus spore then can be synthesized into a power chemical weapon used against humans when mutated in a laboratory. The virus was exported worldwide and the Chinese News Network (CNN for short) was quoted as saying “Oopsie”. Believe It of Not!
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 3 years ago
7.7 million isn’t a huge amount when you remember the hundreds or thousands of man hours required to dig out and preserve that triceratops.
Huckleberry Hiroshima almost 3 years ago
When I used to have missing jeans I wondered about last night’s party.
Take care, may hated orthopedic surgeon Isaac “I Made A Hookah From Her Humerus” Plantord" be with you, and gesundheit.
Charlie Fogwhistle almost 3 years ago
Vampire bats are draining me. I’m going to try dinosaurs.
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a barAll three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says “my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying gasoline. Caused a whole big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits.”
The spider nods sympathetically. “I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby.”
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said “My whole family was on that truck”.
Until next time.
dv1093 almost 3 years ago
Someone needs to explain that goosebumps factoid to me.
Creativeoodcrafts almost 3 years ago
If it is a triceratops why only 2 horns and not three?
poppacapsmokeblower almost 3 years ago
I checked my closet I still have all my jeans.
mindjob almost 3 years ago
But vampire bats have extra genes that let them turn into human form at night and sleep in caskets during the day
Back_phil almost 3 years ago
It’s going to be a long 3-4 weeks before EROMLIG is back with his good humor.
J. R. M. almost 3 years ago
Learned something new today.When a person dies, one of the processes of decomposition is rigor mortis. When rigor mortis sets in, the muscles in the body contract and stiffen up. Just below the hair follicles, these tiny muscles also contract. When this occurs, the hairs stand on edge giving the appearance that the dead person has Goosebumps.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Well, I’m not surprised by the goosebumps. If they took off all your clothes and put you in a refrigerated vault, you’d have them too!