Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for December 01, 2021

Bad shocks on that broom.

I like to hit the speed bumps when I ride my bicycle.

A commercial aircraft crossing the Grand Canyon, is an aerial speed bump.

Maybe she should just “Broom Broom” instead of her normal “Broom Broom Broom”

The new fangled oversized ones are fun with my short wheel based little car. :)

That’s what happens when when you set your auto pilot to “height above ground” instead of “constant altitude”.

You REALLY don’t want to do that when flying over the Grand Canyon.

At least you stayed on the broom!

I was traveling in a very small commuter plane (Beech 99, I think) and I remember feeling the bump (updraft) as we passed over a mountain ridge.

A sonic speed bump.

That’s why warlocks don’t ride brooms and why a lot of guys sometimes wished they had been riding a girls bicycles.

Sign should have said “Speed Bump/Air Turbulence May Follow”.

After all the accidents and crashes Broomie has had with her broom, she really needs to install seatbelts!