Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for December 16, 2021

Oh no. Now I’m going to be late getting to Rockefeller Center.

That tree’s only 30 feet tall? Some clown must have awfully big feet.

Tree! What tree?

Can he foot the bill? Some feat to get that many feet on to his car roof!

Headed to the Griswold’s house. You serious, Clark?

Why, that’s reetreeculous.

If that’s a 30 foot tree, that car must be one of those kids’ electric cars!!

Oh, no!!, Global Warming will surely happen now. Time to put them in a Tree museum and charge people a $150 just to see them (inflation).

Well, I’m not touching this one with…you know.

Jealous much?

I can think of a number of legitimate violations he’s committed.

That’s one heck of an air freshener! :)

Nice job Clark

You show this to me in the Traffic Code, and I will gladly accept the ticket and pay the fine. Otherwise …