Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 14, 2021

If you hide the remote and get out of the chair often, you will surprise yourself.

You’re missing one key piece of information there buddy.

Maybe try gutball.

Almost everyone in my household watches the football games. Jeees. Judication, penalty, commercial, play, commercial, flag, judication, video review, commercial, play, on and on……huge human specimens pushing, shoving, falling and making millions….yeah, I stick around for the chips and beer.

I, too, LUV exercise. I could watch it all day!

The TV is probably intelligent. The people who watch it, not so much.

You aren’t watching enough. Get NFL Red Zone and watch ALL the games!

In fact that’s true. You have a strong body. Ask some skinny “strong” kid to carry.. 60..100 pounds strapped to his/her front and see how long he/she lasts.

Football builds more weak bodies than strong ones because most people follow Cosmo’s example.

For most people “sports” consists of reciting random statistics, or gossiping about players, while guzzling cheap beer.

Football is for pansies. Try rugby.

You’re not watching enough games, try 6 per day and see if you body improves.