Drabble by Kevin Fagan for December 06, 2021

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    Frankie5466  almost 3 years ago

    Does Ralph set it back forward in the spring? Or is he in the negatives at this point?! Either way I don’t see how setting your scale back would make you feel better about your weight because you know you’ve set it back!

    Ofc I’ve also never understood people purposely setting their clocks off to help them not be late. My mom used to do that and I’d just automatically subtract the ten minutes every time I looked at it -again because you know it’s been done so you’re not tricked into believing it’s actually later than it is (shrug)
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    GROG Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Perhaps you oughta dial back on the donut consumption and stop messing with the scale, lardo.

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    jagedlo  almost 3 years ago

    About the only way that Ralph’s ever going to lose weight…

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    raybarb44  almost 3 years ago

    Surprised that you could see the numbers without bending over….

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    donwestonmysteries  almost 3 years ago

    Genius.

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    Don’t call my hero lard, pizza face!

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    I’m sure Honeybunch will appreciate that.

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    fredb49  almost 3 years ago

    Yes but he turned back the time to Fall of 1999

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    tjason910  almost 3 years ago

    good job!

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    pbr50138  almost 3 years ago

    Messing with the scales, is like messing with the mileage on the odometer on the car…it won’t make it so.

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