Close to Home by John McPherson for December 08, 2021

That orange cats bite is mighty close….OUCH!!!

or you could just move the cat box into their room…

No need for cats. One look at her and I guarantee they’ll hit the road.

Oh, woman, Oh, woman, don’t treat me so mean

Although for others it must seem to be a funny scene

I guess if you did so

I’ll have to pack my things and go (that’s right)

Hit the road, heck!, and don’t you come back

No more, no more, no more, no more

So why is this guy in the bedroom with his pants off ?What does Cheryl do for a living ?

What if you don’t have cats? Had a couple spend a week with us a couple of years ago. Told my wife it was best vacation they ever had. Guy was great but wife never shut up. They’ve hinted to my my wife about coming again. I told her she would be alone with them.

Aren´t unwanted guests called trespassers? Or family?

Medical research shows that one out of three cats are on catnip! Talk to your cats…

… before someone else does!

Is that a “Cat house”?

Keep it simple. Just tell your “guests” that indoor plumbing is for godless communist radicals.

Guests, like fish, begin to stink quickly. Three days and their out. One day to say hello. One day to guide them. One day to say good-bye and let the highway find them.(LOTR one ring rhythm)

That would persuade me to stay longer.

What if the person loves cats?

Looks like that “unwanted guest” has been camped out in her bedroom for a while.

Cat Scratch Fever. :)

Gee, I can tell when I’m not wanted.

THERE is a great example of good cats…….

How do you get rid of that annoying mother-in-law?