I ate a peanut and it was a salted.
I’ll see myself out.
i heard Mr Peanut is in the hospital after an incident downtown. Police say he was a salted!
Well from seeing where the damage is I’d say that he was a$$-salted.
And a savage attack it was, too!
Cop: Can you describe your assailant?
Snowman: I never saw him. He sneaked up on me from behind and I wasn’t even aware of him until it was too late.
No dude, you WERE assaulted.
and back-salted, and head-salted….
Just wash it off… Uh… Let me re-think that.
Peppered with salt?
The nuts were unsalted. (oh dear me. sorry.)
Glad they did not hit him with a battery as well!
The perp had a monocle and a cane and a funny hat !
whoever did that was worth his salt…
This is why nobody makes salty ice creams.
And once again, never build a snowman in a high traffic area…you can lose your @$$!
If it had been a slug or a snail instead of a snowman, it would definitely be a homicide.
A witness stated he saw a girl in a blue dress carrying an umbrella.
If it was Mr Peanut, it must have been a Big sneeze.
Did the attacker yell “ I got your back, man!”
No Frosty no more.
It was Mr Peanut!
The perp was driving a truck that had the words “Department of Public Works” on it.
“Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, und von vas assaulted…peanut. Ohohohoho!”
But at least it didn’t make you ass look large.
MELTING! I AM MELTING! WHAT AN WORLD!
Nobody has mentioned the possibility of a dog peeing behind the snowman’s back.
FreihEitner Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I ate a peanut and it was a salted.
I’ll see myself out.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
i heard Mr Peanut is in the hospital after an incident downtown. Police say he was a salted!
nosirrom almost 3 years ago
Well from seeing where the damage is I’d say that he was a$$-salted.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And a savage attack it was, too!
Cop: Can you describe your assailant?
Snowman: I never saw him. He sneaked up on me from behind and I wasn’t even aware of him until it was too late.
Dirty Dragon almost 3 years ago
No dude, you WERE assaulted.
and back-salted, and head-salted….
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
Just wash it off… Uh… Let me re-think that.
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] almost 3 years ago
Peppered with salt?
Jayalexander almost 3 years ago
The nuts were unsalted. (oh dear me. sorry.)
iggyman almost 3 years ago
Glad they did not hit him with a battery as well!
iggyman almost 3 years ago
The perp had a monocle and a cane and a funny hat !
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
whoever did that was worth his salt…
Gent almost 3 years ago
This is why nobody makes salty ice creams.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
And once again, never build a snowman in a high traffic area…you can lose your @$$!
SunflowerGirl100 almost 3 years ago
If it had been a slug or a snail instead of a snowman, it would definitely be a homicide.
LilyGilder almost 3 years ago
A witness stated he saw a girl in a blue dress carrying an umbrella.
backyardcowboy almost 3 years ago
If it was Mr Peanut, it must have been a Big sneeze.
purepaul Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Did the attacker yell “ I got your back, man!”
zeexenon almost 3 years ago
No Frosty no more.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
It was Mr Peanut!
Lablubber over 2 years ago
The perp was driving a truck that had the words “Department of Public Works” on it.
mwksix over 2 years ago
“Der ver zwei peanuts, valking down der Straße, und von vas assaulted…peanut. Ohohohoho!”
Bilan over 2 years ago
But at least it didn’t make you ass look large.
ars731 over 2 years ago
MELTING! I AM MELTING! WHAT AN WORLD!
snappyboy over 2 years ago
Nobody has mentioned the possibility of a dog peeing behind the snowman’s back.