Herman by Jim Unger for December 09, 2021

He knows from past experience that he cracks under torture.

I’m on a diet too. But it is a lost war.

There’s a web site on Pennsylvania Dutch cooking.

It’s still nice to keep the image alive. So you know what you’re missing.

My problem with my weight is not that I eat too many bad things; I eat too many good things.

I inherited a gene from my immigrant grandparents and my parents who survived the Great Depression: wasting food is a sin – always clean your plate.

Ah, my wife has spent the last week warming me up to the Mediterranean, diet to come. So I have been eating all the ice cream once again to prepare. And at Christmas.

Because it feels so good when you stop.

The store owner has warned you before about getting slobber all over his picture window…

Looking and sniffing is less calories

Just checking to see if the level of endurance is waning.. and by God it is. Tomorrow might be the day..

Well, he can’t afford them…

I ask myself that every day.

Now it’s a see food diet.

I’m married to you and yet I still look at other women. I rest my case…..

I miss the old barber shops with baseball on the tube with advertisements by Gillette Blue Blades and Schlitz beer, and copies of Police Gazette and Sports Afield for reading while waiting your turn in the chair.

Yeah, I do not eat bad food. Only the good stuff!