Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for December 08, 2021

Only a matter of time, just like talking greeting cards

Mortadella is like bologna but with big chunks of fat mixed in. I don’t understand the appeal.

All in all, this mortadella is still full of baloney. (And so will Mike du Jour if he ever gets around to eating the thing!)

There’s a long joke about a guy who sees his barber before a vacation to Italy. He proudly tells the barber about the planned first-class flight, the luxury hotel reservations and a scheduled personal audience with the Pope. The barber pooh-poohs each of these delights, saying they won’t live up to expectations.

When the guy returns, he confirms that the flight was wonderful, the hotel fantastic and that he did get a personal audience with the Pope. “During the blessing, he put his hand on my head and said, ‘Whoa, you got to get another barber’.” :) :) :)

An audience with Il Frankie, I am so thrilled. Will Sainthood becoming next?

Dead Morta, ugh.

Went out and bought some today. Yum. This week’s baloney sandwich theme is a masterpiece. BRAVO!

“Mortadella”? Isn’t that incomplete?

“Morta” = “died”; “del la” = “of the”. Well, what did it die of?