Close to Home by John McPherson for December 18, 2021

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    ronaldspence  almost 3 years ago

    did they sew a Terminator hand on this girl?

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    soundcomm  almost 3 years ago

    The shutters look like piano keys!

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    cdward  almost 3 years ago

    If she hates flute that much, maybe she ought to switch to tuba.

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    Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    But you’re still going for baroque.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Her sling is on the wrong side…LOL!

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    When, at age 14 I broke both bones in my right arm it was no piano lessons for six weeks. That changed to no piano lessons forever when it turned out they put my arm back on off by ten degrees.

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    jango  almost 3 years ago

    Ian Anderson’s daughter!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Not a budding first seat floutist huh? No matter. Let me sign your cast, pleeese.

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    wongo  almost 3 years ago

    You broke your arm playing a flute ? Dang !

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    jbduncan  almost 3 years ago

    There is usually an upside to every event!

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    brick10  almost 3 years ago

    Just get your money back for the flute. The lessons are wasted.

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    Dobie  Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Flute… the most dangerous instrument in the band!

    Many a teenager has been injured and maimed by the one instrument that can wreck havoc and cause more destruction than an entire marching band!

    Until one day, along came the horrors of…

    … the Piccolo!!

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Well, a fat lip would solve that, too…

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    geese28  almost 3 years ago

    And no writing…if she’s right handed

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    cuzinron47  almost 3 years ago

    She may get another break in 6 months.

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    Plods with ...™  almost 3 years ago

    There goes the embouchure

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    schaefer jim  almost 3 years ago

    From the looks of you two, no dates or interest the rest of your ugly lives!

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    huachuma  almost 3 years ago

    She’ll forget everything that she’s learned in those 6 weeks…

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    DaBump Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    It’s funny because it’s so true!

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