Brevity by Dan Thompson for December 17, 2021

  1. 20230415 170925
    Chithing Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Holiday-decorated dept? Why would they have a whole department that’s been holiday decorated?

     •  Reply
  2. Get smart shoe phone
    gopher gofer  almost 3 years ago

    he slashed his own prices…

     •  Reply
  3. Snoopy
    Darryl Heine  almost 3 years ago

    Why not pre order a ticket for the Jurassic World: Dominion movie due Summer 2022?

     •  Reply
  4. Pexels pixabay 278823
    Doug K  almost 3 years ago

    I think he or she would like to raptor it him or herself.

     •  Reply
  5. Missing large
    gammaguy  almost 3 years ago

    It’s a talking book for a blind friend. He wants it rapped.

     •  Reply
  6. Far side 2
    moeric9  almost 3 years ago

    If you want it Christmas rapped, just call Snoop Dogg or Eminem.

     •  Reply
  7. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Just in time. No puns from Mr. Pastis for a few days!

     •  Reply
  8. Olympus 004
    John9  almost 3 years ago

    No, I’ll eat you here.

     •  Reply
  9. 319312 412581075444989 1358740700 n crop
    waes-hael  almost 3 years ago

    “No, I’ll eat you, right here…” :-O

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Brevity