Instead of Gold, Frankinsense and Myrrh he is left with “Lead, stick incense and a tree shaped air freshener!
He must be the first guy that screamed J**** C***** – even before Jesus was born.
The Three-Eyes Man doesn’t show up until Hallowe’en.
Immaculate conception? Joseph should have asked for a paternity test.
just find a woman you don’t like and give her the house and car…
All my exes live in Texas.
It’s a vicious circle we live in….Lord!!
Joseph replies: “Technically, I’m actually not the father.”
" … but I’m sticking with them anyway."
Funniest comic of the month.
Witness the birth of the fairy tale…
Back then, they could have three wives at the same time.
Funny
Hey Joe, none of my business, and I’m sure you love him like your own, but the kid doesn’t even LOOK like you.
Good advice Joe!
“Next on Jerry, Joe says the kid’s not his so he doesn’t owe child support OR alimony… "
Best comedian joke on this subject, No woman ever marries a man with less money then she has, women are way smarter than a man.
Hey Joseph! There’s some guy named Larry King here to see you.
Blasphemous. Simply blasphemous.
Heh, and the kid ain’t even his. :)
That’s a huge stable. I wish my house was that big.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Instead of Gold, Frankinsense and Myrrh he is left with “Lead, stick incense and a tree shaped air freshener!
Bilan almost 3 years ago
He must be the first guy that screamed J**** C***** – even before Jesus was born.
Dirty Dragon almost 3 years ago
The Three-Eyes Man doesn’t show up until Hallowe’en.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Immaculate conception? Joseph should have asked for a paternity test.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
just find a woman you don’t like and give her the house and car…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
All my exes live in Texas.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
It’s a vicious circle we live in….Lord!!
Doug K almost 3 years ago
Joseph replies: “Technically, I’m actually not the father.”
" … but I’m sticking with them anyway."
My First Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Funniest comic of the month.
clacou almost 3 years ago
Witness the birth of the fairy tale…
uniquename almost 3 years ago
Back then, they could have three wives at the same time.
philwinn almost 3 years ago
Funny
SavannahJim Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Hey Joe, none of my business, and I’m sure you love him like your own, but the kid doesn’t even LOOK like you.
schaefer jim almost 3 years ago
Good advice Joe!
mwksix almost 3 years ago
“Next on Jerry, Joe says the kid’s not his so he doesn’t owe child support OR alimony… "
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Best comedian joke on this subject, No woman ever marries a man with less money then she has, women are way smarter than a man.
Lablubber almost 3 years ago
Hey Joseph! There’s some guy named Larry King here to see you.
Stat_man99 almost 3 years ago
Blasphemous. Simply blasphemous.
Widdershins almost 3 years ago
Heh, and the kid ain’t even his. :)
onespiceybbw almost 3 years ago
That’s a huge stable. I wish my house was that big.