Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 31, 2021

…..or the statue of limitations.

There is no statute of limitations on murder.

There’s no statute (or statue) of limitation on murder.

the murderer’s more likely to die of old age…

He hasn’t finished because he doesn’t know whodunnit.

No statute of limitations on murder.

Not only has the case gone cold, but so has the writer!

there usually isn’t a statute of limitations on murder

Sorry Roz. No statute of limitations on murder.

There’s no statute of limitations on murder!

Alternate punchline, in light of that: “You’ll want to get that killer before he gets *you!”*

UH-there no limitations on procrastination.

he’ll be released because of covid…

Sorry to say, murder, has no statue limitations.

There is no statute of limitations for pre-meditated murder anywhere in the U.S. – just in case your murder plan includes a time machine.

He’s lost the plot.

There is no statute of limitations for murder. Procrastinate all you want, Cosmo.

There is no statute of limitations for murder.

Congratulations to the three people who restrained themselves from telling us “There is no statute of limitations for murder.” /s

No statute of limitations for murder.

No statute of limitations on murder.

There is no statute of limitations on murder, and BTW, I am also working on a murder mystery novel. “It was a Dark and Stormy night…”