Monty by Jim Meddick for December 24, 2021

Unfortunately the store shelves were out sugar plums, so he had to settle for some California Raisins: https://youtu.be/vcDGbaCsatQ

♪♫ I… saw Mother kiss-ing… Jarvis Claus

She’ll be off to Rome by New Year’s Eve…. ♪♫

Jarvis? Skulking around the Christmas tree in the middle of the night. Wearing Fish Net?

Again Jarvis?! How could you?

https://www.gocomics.com/monty/2017/12/24

Jarvis has been caught again as Santa. Will he have a good excuse this time? Sedgie could be getting suspicious. Of course, we know that Jarvis is always there and everything for Sedgie. We also agree that whatever the compensation they are paying Jarvis, isn’t enough. Merry Christmas to everyone.

the sugar plums look like a couple of California Raisins

Why just dream about them? I ate one for breakfast at Starbux this AM. And – was Jarvis stealing presents when he got caught?

From “Bob’s Burgers” – Louise: “We gotta get home! Santa isn’t gonna kidnap himself!” Tina: “It’s the one thing he can’t do.”

What if…Jarvis IS Santa Claus…?

How could anyone catch Santa. He does not exist.

“Sorry, sir” is the shortened version of “Sorry I work for you, sir”.

Such a piker, Santa could never be caught by any human.

What would he do with him if he caught him?

Shame, Little Master! Jarvis was doing his duty as your Gentleman’s Gentleman by standing in for Santa and delivering goodies, for you, you ungrateful wretch! Bah! Humbug!