Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for December 14, 2021

Spook too soon, gents.

Andy’s busy holding the floor down.

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny , our HERO Mr Andrew Capp even when supine still hears the blokes talking about him and tries to bum a pint :o) my avatar is a spoof of an airline pilot not being able to take off because his mummy has grounded him for being naughty :o) how was your day? our day should be slightly busy but we will cope I hope , no shopping or errands to run , we both are in a good mood , but we are staying inside the house because it’s cold outside and keep hydrated , Connie has already finished making mince pies and Christmas for us and our boys , keep safe and thanks for caring young Lady

who needs Elf on the Shelf, we have Souse in the Public House…and he is watching!

Say the magic word and win a prize. Or maybe not.

All you need to do is say the magic WORD. And Andy will appear.

If they really knew Andy that well, they would have looked on the floor!

He’s here but he’s not all there.

betting most bar room fights Andy causes is because someone do not buy him a pint

Around these parts if you hit the floor you are gone, like your license would be if the liquor inspector sees him.

Trying saying “no”, it is really easy, only two letters.

His liver is pickled also.

Good luck getting anyone to give you a pint, I think it’s pretty obvious you’ve had enough.

Your legs go first….

Obviously, all that drinking doesn’t affect his hearing one bit.

Someone commented about Flo here. https://www.gocomics.com/nancy-classics/2021/12/13

since UK is now metric shouldn’t they have 1/2 litres instead of pints

Andy’s superpower is that all someone has to do is talk about drinking or buying drinks, and he’s there. (His weakness, his kryptonite, if you will, is someone reminding him that it’s his turn to buy a round.)