Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for December 14, 2021

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“Don’t touch the doughnuts. Stay off the couch. Don’t eat Dougie’s strained peas.”

Same for being a “Good” Marine.

I’d settle for not peeing on the rug…

All I ever want is a good companion from a dog, that is all.

We have a corgi

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If being good was easy, we wouldn’t have so many problems trying to get people to do it.

There’s usually large print associated when you’re a bad dog

And a lot of conflicting information/instructions.

Actually, Sophie, the three commands leading to “good dog” are “sit”, “stay” and “leave it” – the others are merely tricks to amuse your owner.