F Minus by Tony Carrillo for January 09, 2022

If they’re in Texas, then it’s probably from another chemical plant explosion.

“Oo … Bleck!”

“It stings… it stings”

Dandruff of the Gods!

The airlines stopped putting blue dye in the toilets

“the latest horror of the week”

Remember, there are a thousand ways to die…

This is so off the charts of normal, the only safe option is to seek shelter immediately.

The sky’s revenge. It’s going to send us back the pollutants we put into it. One way or another…

Was at an airport a long time ago. Long lines at check-in counter. A fellow came in carrying a large piece of metal and pushed through the line to drop it at the counter, telling the clerk in a loud voice: “I was out in my field and this fell off one of your planes, thought I’d bring it back”

I’m guessing “horror.”

Manna?

Actually, it’s a new variant of Covid-19. Large groups of virus are now able to travel in huge clouds, numbering trillions. It’s the Omega variant!

When angels c*ap

It bio-degraded shopping bags.

Never eat sky foam. Never.

Apparently raining fish is a natural phenomenon. https://lethbridgenewsnow.com/2022/01/07/rare-phenomenon-makes-it-rain-fish-on-texas/

Alien sneeze.