That smooth shape is so outdated and trite - probably the fault of the first ’Day the Earth Stood Still" (but ramps and doors with no cracks are still cool). Klaatu barada nikto.
An alien spaceship lands on Earth. The alien Captain addresses the troopers: “Our mission is to kill all the vegans.” Trooper: “Excuse me, sir, how are we supposed to recognize them?” Captain: “Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!”
Great. Maybe this will be the only way to get vegans to stop announcing that they are vegans as soon as you meet them and then re announcing that fact every chance they get.
Superfrog over 2 years ago
They might be humanitarians.
Here's Waldo over 2 years ago
Isn’t this from “Soylent Green”?
suv2000 over 2 years ago
If you eat cow does he consider that eating vegan
Baarorso over 2 years ago
I’m sure this was done with all due respect to Damon Knight and Rod Serling.;D
Gent over 2 years ago
Aha. Just what the alien astronaut theorists had always suspected!
Darsan54 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Okay, now that’s funny. Nice turn on any old, old joke.
mpk94 over 2 years ago
Twilight Zone episode.
Zebrastripes over 2 years ago
LOL! Will the guilty please leave the building….
Doug K over 2 years ago
Only Vegans need be afraid.
Beetle Bailey's Haint over 2 years ago
Susan Cummings…VA VA VOOM!!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 2 years ago
oh, is that the official uniform a someone who doesn’t eat meat?—-a man-bun, an earring and a goatee?
in other words, weird?
Ontman over 2 years ago
The Simpsons had an episode like that too.
A Common 'tator over 2 years ago
Ack, ack, ack, ack, ack – “We come in peace”…
Webby_dog over 2 years ago
“Mars Attacks "
Howard'sMyHero over 2 years ago
Time to pull out the OLD joke … Ready, Set :
Went out on a blind date last night …
never met herbivore …!
zeexenon over 2 years ago
That smooth shape is so outdated and trite - probably the fault of the first ’Day the Earth Stood Still" (but ramps and doors with no cracks are still cool). Klaatu barada nikto.
drycurt over 2 years ago
Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw around 1980 – “vegetarians taste better”.
Totalloser Premium Member over 2 years ago
Klaatu!!!!!
Spooky D Cat over 2 years ago
An alien spaceship lands on Earth. The alien Captain addresses the troopers: “Our mission is to kill all the vegans.” Trooper: “Excuse me, sir, how are we supposed to recognize them?” Captain: “Don’t worry, they’ll tell you!”
MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT over 2 years ago
Great. Maybe this will be the only way to get vegans to stop announcing that they are vegans as soon as you meet them and then re announcing that fact every chance they get.
DebUSNRet Premium Member over 2 years ago
Oh yeah ya’ll, now with MORE meaning! Love it!