The Meaning of Lila by John Forgetta and L.A. Rose for December 16, 2021

And there you go, you asked fate answered.

Asking if your life could get worse is like saying the pitcher has a no-hitter going.

How badly did you p!$$ off God anyway??

… and the old lady laughed manically and roared off leaving the nuns bleeding out on the sidewalk … say is that a poppy seed muffin?

After this, go home, go to bed and start over tomorrow.

This is actually impressive.

Extra funny today. Thanks.

You asked for it / You got it / Dis-as-ter

Never, ever ask that question. At least without knocking on wood.

And how would that be in any way Drew’s fault? She’s not even in the car. Unless she parked it illegally, which she wouldn’t, she is not to blame.