A real saint would pay them well.
It’s all in the approach, guys!
Is there even such a thing as a wifey type Elf??
They live at the North Pole. What would they spend money on? Where would they spend it? The company store?
Were they ionized earlier?
Or go join the union for baristas.
Think twice small guys about what you are doing. I got the Irish Leprechaun Guild on standby who can and will do the work cheaper using their magic. Back on the line or pack your bags……
Solidarity, brother?????? :)
Since time stands still here and we’ve never had a time clock … what’s overtime? Back to work.
OK – there will be an extra candy cane in each of your pay-envelops this week
Fair is fair. The workshop elves probably need a union, ’cause Santa is a one-man monopoly, too used to doing things as he pleases.
Fair wages for elves! Fully-funded pensions for elves! Union solidarity!
October 30, 2015
cdward almost 3 years ago
A real saint would pay them well.
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
It’s all in the approach, guys!
Prawnclaw almost 3 years ago
Is there even such a thing as a wifey type Elf??
DM2860 almost 3 years ago
They live at the North Pole. What would they spend money on? Where would they spend it? The company store?
TSRaman almost 3 years ago
Were they ionized earlier?
Zen-of-Zinfandel almost 3 years ago
Or go join the union for baristas.
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
Think twice small guys about what you are doing. I got the Irish Leprechaun Guild on standby who can and will do the work cheaper using their magic. Back on the line or pack your bags……
Impkins Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Solidarity, brother?????? :)
CoffeeBob Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Since time stands still here and we’ve never had a time clock … what’s overtime? Back to work.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
OK – there will be an extra candy cane in each of your pay-envelops this week
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Fair is fair. The workshop elves probably need a union, ’cause Santa is a one-man monopoly, too used to doing things as he pleases.
Fair wages for elves! Fully-funded pensions for elves! Union solidarity!