Last Kiss by John Lustig for December 13, 2021

Yup get the important stuff done first. Then have a slice of cake.

She just hoped she had enough frosting to satisfy him.

Vanilla or chocolate frosting?

Dump him, honey. If he doesn’t appreciate chocolate then he’s nothing.

If he appreciates chocolate . . . and Batman comics . . . bear his children.

The way to my Heart is just a little further South than my stomach , But the Cake helps !

At least the lady is real. No synthetics in her or the cake. Everything home made. Which is always good.

You wanna take Exit #2 to Hershey Highway.

“wow, think how excited he’d be if i really knew how to cook…”

“it’s a good thing i took my happy pills, ’cause his breath could drop a buffalo…”

“Honey, your new toupée is ready!”

Tied him to a chair and then showed him the…

Lava cake?

Life has been so much better since we bought the home refillable whipped cream squirter.

John telling Ellie Mae once again that putting his beef tenderloin in her oven would result in her more effective use of the kitchen oven.

I had to check the “cake” in the original; I sure hope the lady is better in the sack than she is in the kitchen! That’s a disgusting looking cake.

If she’ll agree to the sex, he’ll supply the frosting, and throw in a pearl necklace bonus!

And she did provide the extra frosting…indeed!

To paraphrase a Pillsbury quote, Nothing says lovin’ like something from a muffin’!

Sounds like the bonus plan to me!

She made Death by Chocolate, and inherited a million.

And all she wanted to do was to lick the beater.

My takeaway… a great relationship is hard to find, but when you get there, you’ll know. And sex is literally the icing on the cake!

Does she get to lick the spoon?

She’s making me hungry.

He better lick something