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We did that several years back and threw in a big pine tree minding its own business growing in the ground while we wound it up with lites and ourselves to boot. A tired married couple with not much time before the big fat man came along.
SHAKEDOWNVILLE about 3 years ago
“Brush” up on “combing & conditioning” skills.
kgs about 3 years ago
you light up my love life…
Stocky One about 3 years ago
“Honey, turn off the lights and go to sleep…”
jessie d. about 3 years ago
We did that several years back and threw in a big pine tree minding its own business growing in the ground while we wound it up with lites and ourselves to boot. A tired married couple with not much time before the big fat man came along.
Gent about 3 years ago
Okay. You can play The Human Christmas Tree this year.
Dobber Premium Member about 3 years ago
Can you please just scratch my left shoulder blade?
A# 466 about 3 years ago
Light my fire.
Chris about 3 years ago
plug him in first, I wanna see what he looks like with those things on. :D
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
He lights up her life…sort of…he always comes up short, though!
moeric9 about 3 years ago
Well honey, maybe I was wrong when I said you aren’t very bright. Then again….
mourdac Premium Member about 3 years ago
Hmm, not exactly shibari but might work for them….
cuzinron47 about 3 years ago
What a tangled web you weave.
corpcasselbury about 3 years ago
Here we have yet another graduate of the Clark Griswold School of Christmas Decorating.
Digital Frog about 3 years ago
Good thing he’s a light sleeper
schaefer jim about 3 years ago
Not bad for the first attempt to untie the lights. God do I know!
WCraft about 3 years ago
Stick with the Santa hat. That isn’t working.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 3 years ago
Do not remember who, but somebody did a parody of the song You Light up my Life that said “Wife” instead.