Reality Check by Dave Whamond for January 25, 2022

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    eromlig  almost 3 years ago

    Adam: OH, God, why did you make her so BEAUTIFUL?

    God: So you would be attracted to her, my Son.

    Adam: But…why did you make her so STUPID??

    God: So she would be attracted to you, my Son.

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    Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Gary Larson did this idea better.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago

    Gary Larson’s Far Side cartoon “Midvale School for the Gifted” did this joke decades ago. But Ralph hits it out of the park.

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    Jeff0811  almost 3 years ago

    Can’t blame the guy. As a safety concern, doors do not open into hallways, either at home or in the office. They generally open into the room. Otherwise one would get hit by a door being opened by just walking down the hallway. Maybe he works for OSHA or something.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 3 years ago

    Oy!

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    davidlwashburn  almost 3 years ago

    No, God didn’t make us stupid. We did that all by ourselves.

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    tiomax  almost 3 years ago

    Used to be an auto parts store near me that had a “Push to Open” AND a Pull to Open" decal on their entry door.  I guess they were trying to keep out the ones who shouldn’t be working on their own cars!   “You must first pass this test…”

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    paranormal  almost 3 years ago

    Why did God create so many idiots???

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 3 years ago

    It’s the journey, not the destination … or, is it the destination, not the journey? Heads I win, tails you lose …!

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    crazeekatlady  almost 3 years ago

    My dad would walk up to a door when we were little. He’d read “P-U-S-H” out loud, then say “PULL”. Th60en he’d laugh at his stupid kids. I still tend to stop, read the letters, and do the opposite of what my dad said. And that was one of his lesser “pranks”.

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