Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for September 04, 2022

Vile appliance

Yep, they never work as well as I want them to.

Blow Clean co ? Blow useless device clean of the wall

Except if you’re Ziggy!

“All employees must wipe thrir hands on their pants before returning to work.

Rest stop on I78 at the PA/NJ border had a bank of the air driers. Someone wrote on one “press for a message from your congressman.”

Have hearing checked.

Recent reports reveal that these hand dryers are loaded with more germ than first imagined….shake, then drip dry is recommended.

Step 4, get sick from all the diseases being blown around the room.

Gimme a brown, crappy paper towel ANY day!

I think I know what that machine does, and there is no such thing as a bad job.

I hate those things. they just blow germs back on your hands from the air in the bathroom, your better off not washing your hands. Instead of spreading your germs, you’re spreading everyone else’s germs too!

almost every one I’ve ever seen has that step scratched onto it

Or inside pockets!

i always skip the first two steps…

Yep – about right….But not as bad as cheap paper towels in a “too tight” dispenser!!

Wow, I haven’t seen this joke for several decades.

The worst ones are those you have to keep your hands close to in order for the dryer to start. I can’t avoid bumping into the device to keep it going. Yuch.