Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 27, 2022

riiiiiiiight

RIP Peter Robbins. The original voice of Charlie Brown.

Hey Patty, technically he did his job…he warchrd

Yeah, a sad love affair with her stolen furniture.

At least she didn’t try to solicit a donation for a police/fireman/military assistance fund that doesn’t exist. “Hey, Jimmy, wasn’t your name Dave when you called about this two hours ago?” ~ Count Olaf

It’s moreso your fault than Snoopy’s

So the phone was the only thing not stolen?

Invest in a failure and that’s what you’ll get.

Glad to see the commenter yesterday was incorrect and Patty did not immediately blame Charlie Brown.

Why “thanks for nothing” to Snoopy?

I’ve never called anyone and asked to speak to their dog.

7/10

Snoopy, you just don’t get it. Do you?

Its knowing that your door is always open

And your furniture is gone

At least they didn’t steal the phone(note she’s sitting on the floor).

Yes, the love affair ended badly when the boyfriend bounced from the waterbed and landed on his head, which caused him to suffer amnesia.

Snoopy doesn’t even remember being a watchdog for Peppermint Patty! He’s such a nuisance! But he is the best in his crazy way! :):)

A lady in my state is in big trouble for leaving her 9 and 11 year olds home alone when she went away on vacation for two days out of state with her boyfriend! Patty’s father shouldn’t leave her alone either.

It’s so hard to find good help these days ! Seems like everyone expects to get paid.

To be fair, she did destroy his house once

Did Schulz have a bad experience with a waterbed? This storyline did not depict them in the best light.

She ought to be glad his nails didn’t puncture the water bed and soak the house

Snoopy didn’t know what was going on.